don't be ridonkulous. Real name known as Chris, but perhaps better known as fail incarnate.

Facts About Topher Edit

  • He loves dogs and shit.
  • His friends bought him a dildo last year. He has enjoyed the fuck out of it.
  • He enjoys movies like Love, Actually, Definitely, Maybe and other strong homo romcoms with commas in their titles
  • Is a furious masturbator.
  • Watched this porno once where this guy couldn't get it up for the entire movie and then said the guy reminded him of Jason, one of his closest friends, so yeah, he's an asshole.
  • Is Cuban.
  • Has cancer.